Lelucon terlucu ke-2 di dunia

Pada Desember 2001, Laugh Lab mengumumkan lelucon terlcu ke-2 di dunia:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Translate:

Sherlock Holmes dan Dr Watson pergi berkemping. Setelah makan malam dan minum anggur, mereka beristirahat dan tidur.

Beberapa jam kemudian, Holmes bangun dan membangunkan temanya. “Watson, lihatlah ke langit dan katakan apa yang kamu lihat?”

”Saya melihat berjuta-juta bintang, Holmes.” Jawab Watson.

Watson diam sejenak.

”Baiklah, secara astronomi, dilangit ada berjuta-juta galaksi dan secara potensial memiliki bermiliar-miliar planet. Secara astrologi, saya mengamati bahwa Saturnus itu ada di Leo. Secara horologi, saya simpulkan bahwa waktu itu tepatnya sekitar jam 3 lebih 15. Secara meteorologi, saya curiga bahwa kita akan mendapatkan hari yang menyenangkan besok. Secara teori ketuhanan, saya dapat melihat bahwa Tuhan Maha Kuasa dan kita adalah kecil tidak ada apa-apanya di dunia ini.

Holmes diam sejenak.

”Bodoh kmu Watson!” dia berkata ”seseorang telah mengambil tenda kita”